From the recording This Is What I Heard - 2008

Lyrics

MR. TODA'S HAPPINESS MACHINE (Walsh)

I've got a happiness machine
In my living room
When my friends come by
They want to know why
They want to know how
Can I get that happiness machine?

Let me tell you a story:
There was a man from Japan
He flew around the world
And he gave it to me
When I turn it on
I get what I want
And it makes me happy

My happiness machine
When I turn it on
I get what I want
And it makes me happy
My happiness machine

There's a happiness machine
Waiting for you
You can take it home
Take it on the road
If it makes you happy
It's a happiness machine