Alex Walsh

Lyrics

BENDER (Walsh)

Hey, hey, hey, hey, don’t you want to go
Back to rehab at the end of the show
Before we hunker down and do the twelve step hop
We’ll make one last deal and then we’ll stop

We’re going on a Bender
Yeah we’re going on a Bender
It’s gonna be a never ender
Yeah we’re going on a Bender

On the old west coast in a gambling town
I lost my twenty-fifth wife when she doubled down

She said I’m going on a Bender
Yeah I’m going on a Bender
It’s gonna be a never ender
Yeah I’m going on a Bender

I never felt so bad
I never felt so good
I never seen so much action
Come out of Hollywood

Hey, hey, hey, hey, I got this real fine chick
Back in rehab she’s my kind of sick
But before I check in I think I’m gonna check out
I’ve got so many things I can’t figure out

I’m going on a Bender
Yeah I’m going on a Bender
It’s gonna be a never ender
Yeah I’m going on a Bender